Animal Farm African Version by Mondlane
Mozambique: Summary of Venâncio Mondlane December 16th Communication
Well, at the least this revolutionary can write. Or it seems. Or was this list hashed up around a big table with loud voices and zero consideration for the important things in life? Like Xmas and New Year? Fuel and water? Peace and harmony? A functioning country?
For it won’t be long before the whole country implodes into reckless violence if Mondlane and Chapo carry on like the idiots that they are right now. I know one of them personally and can tell you right now, he is an absolute moron. Powers of deduction lead me to believe the same about the other.
My newest favourite quote…
“What good has any revolutionary ever achieved?” – A Wise Woman
Revolutionary achievements? Che Guevara? He was simply killed by the CIA and achieved absolutely nothing except made it onto many t-shirts later on in life. Mandela? Well, look at his legacy. Machel? Well…look at ’em go!
All any revolutionary wants is what the others have. And so they revolt. Their revolting behaviour (if bloody enough) puts them in the pound seat. And new revolutionaries pop up wanting that same seat. And so they start acting revolting too (terrorism, strikes and protests) and the cycle continues.
Over to Idiot Number One…or Two, I can’t quite work it out…but his name is Mondlane…and this is what he managed to scribble together yesterday…
(is that straight out of Orwell or what? – Sean)
And now Idiot Number Two – Chapo…
“I want to be the president for all Mozambicans, united from Rovuma to Maputo. Let us engage in dialogue, in conversation. It is not through street protests that Mozambique develops but through peace, dialogue, harmony, security, and conversation. We are open to any Mozambican who has an idea to contribute to our country” – Presidential Speech Writer for Daniel Chapo (Frelimo).
For I have met a presidential speech writer—a little creep from England. He was working for Zuma as his speechwriter at the time. And told me that Zuma had to practise over and over to get his speeches right. Our little creepy speech writer would have to simplify and simplify until Zuma got it easy enough to read out loud. Speech writer for a political party. How soul-less could you ever be in your life?
These people (Mondlane, Chapo, Zuma, Ramaphosa etc…) are not near the levels that normal governments operate at. They are a mentally retarded and even more sick version of the pigs in “Animal Farm” by George Orwell. And the sheeple, well all they can do is scream and shout (Toyi-toyi in South Africa) since their education is so low, due to total neglect of the educational system by the “pigs” in charge. So imagine Animal Farm, with guns and machetes issued at the entrance. But issued only to some. For some animals are just more equal than others.
And welcome to the African full-violence version of Animal Farm! 100 Dead by politics in Mozambique during this crisis so far already. And this number is sure to climb if those two morons can’t sit down and work this out democratically.
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